ohh-bother:


pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

Born To Die era / Ultraviolence era
Born To Die era / Ultraviolence era
gaywillsmith:

u playin urself

gaywillsmith:

u playin urself

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

Okay so I did it.

maplesuhtori:

marie-loves-her-beauties:

I sucked my brother off. About two hours ago. It was quick but I enjoyed it.

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ppnne:

How many sexually active American women use birth control at some point in their lives? Oh, only 99%. 
Timeline: 100 years of birth control http://bit.ly/1wE0OIl 
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ppnne:

How many sexually active American women use birth control at some point in their lives? Oh, only 99%. 

Timeline: 100 years of birth control http://bit.ly/1wE0OIl 

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate